By The Guide Creator
The ruling passion, be it what it will,
the ruling passion conquers reason still.
--- Alexander Pope
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.,
--- Shakespeare
Passion often makes a madman of the cleverest man, and renders the greatest fools
clever.
--- La Rouchefoucauld
She weaves the winding-sheets of souls, and lays them in the urn of everlasting death.
--- Pollok
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Last Update: 12/01/93
"The AD&D sex guide is interesting to say the least… it’s a pretty handy guide to have really."
--- Matt Sullivan
"The people in my group love the guide!!!
"Imagine my player’s face when he realized he had screwed a wight lich!!!"
--- Larry Barthel
"…let me intrude to tell you that my wife and I really like what you have
come up with.
"We both have rather chaotic sensual souls as characters."
--- Morgan Blackheart
"It certainly has some interesting ideas in there.
"My friend, who is DM’ing this rather, umm, slutty city, has made good usage
from it…"
--- Steve Langton
"There where nice ideas. Great Idea & Fun!
"…it looks GREAT !!! It looks good & Fun."
--- Vinnie
"Well, I’ve read over the pages and it looks GREAT!"
--- Mike Parasich
"It takes perversion to a higher level."
--- Brian Deffinbaugh
"I… found it quite enjoyable and reasonable for application to AD&D.
"The guide is really good -- I am very impressed with the work..."
--- Jason Golden
"I have looked it over gleefully…"
--- Lonadar
"It looks great! We’ve been pondering the problems of pregnancy… It looks as if your manual will take care of that and lots lots lots more."
--- Lisamarie Babik
"I also wanted to tell you that your compilation of sex in AD&D rules was hilariously funny and extremely FUN."
--- Adam Rios
"…really wild! I really enjoyed the humor and couldn’t resist in
printing a copy for myself.
"The sex guide did have its moments…
"I am looking forward in hearing from you again."
--- The Mage (Nancy)
"Reading your guide was real fun and I think using it will be even more fun."
--- Mike Wellenbeck
"I enjoyed your guide, and it will certainly add some spice to my next campaign."
--- Mike Williams
"I just wanted to commend you for the guide... It was great... the imagination of everyone involved was excellent."
--- J.J. Sutton
"Fascinating guide you have here.
"You and others have obviously spent a lot of time and effort bringing it to its
present incarnation.
"I am most impressed, and can’t wait to pore over it in more detail."
--- Corwin
"Interesting and amusing."
--- David A. Tumarkin
"I found it really amusing, and while I’m not sure if I will use its materials in my games I find it is really inspiring…"
--- Roberto Di Meglio
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!! I just looked over the Sex Guide and I must say: FANTASTIC!!! GREAT!!! SUPERB!!!!"
--- Alexander Forst
"Excellent work, and thorough."
--- Scott Spetalnik
"I read you guide... Its very good!!! Thanks a lot."
--- Carlos Fernando
"Thank you very much! From the short look I had at the guide just now it looks good and useful. Always nice to see something both amusing and functional."
--- Rhonda Peters
"…by the way I am greatly impressed -- it will help out with my DMing immensely."
--- Sasha Nielson
"I just wanted to write and tell you I loved it…
"It was amazing.
"I didn’t realize how much you could actually put into sex in AD&D.
"I plan to be starting an AD&D world soon, and I hope to use it.
"Thank you very much, and once again, I think you have done a marvelous job!"
--- James A. Hooper
"Most Excellent!"
--- Joe Delisle
"I really really enjoy the guide to sex!
"I think it is the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
"Bravo, good job, two thumbs up."
--- Thomas The Forlorn
"I enjoyed the Guide to D&D Sex. It was worth many a hearty guffaw."
--- Robin F. Righettini
"You did an excellent job on it."
--- Rich Watts
"I found the Sex Guide rather humorous.
"I don’t know if my DM is going to use it but I might find some of the stuff
useful, if not entertaining for other players."
--- Eric Chaves
"I appreciate you work and thank you for it.
"I don’t use AD&D, but a German role-playing system here. So of course I
have to redo the game-specific things. However, this document is a great collection of
ideas and I’m going to use a lot of it."
--- Donald Buczek
"I wrote to say thanks a lot for writing/compiling/editing the guide.
"…it’s just wonderful, funny to read, useful and well written.
"Again, thanks a lot for the guide... just GREAT."
--- Jarmas
"Thank you for the info in the Sex Guide. It has already proved helpful, because of the pregnancy of one of the elves, the rest of the female characters are mellowing out on the drinking/sex everytime we enter a town. The males are also chilling out, I think they know that they are running a chance for disease now."
--- Arden Meyer
"The Complete AD&D guide to Sex has become my DM’s guide."
--- Callen
"I got the Sex Guide, a friend sent me a copy. I shrugged it off as perverted :)
But then scanned through it anyway. My apologies, it is not at all what I expected!
"I am taking my PC’s through the Forgotten Realms for a while, then plan to
whisk them off to Ravenloft for a laugh. You have given me some great ideas to throw at my
poor PC’s :)"
--- Deanna
"It started out as a small simple project, but it splooged into a massive document
of infinite knowledge.
"Who’d a thought anybody would show an interest."
--- Guide Creator