How To Cook

A Turkey

STEP BY STEP:
 

  Go buy a turkey
 Take a drink of whiskey

  Put turkey in the oven

Take another 2 drinks of whiskeyk 
  Set the degree at 375 ovens

Take 3 more whiskeys of drink 

  Turk the bastey

 Whiskey another bottle of get

  Ponder the meat thermometer

  Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

 Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

  Take the oven out of the turkey
 Floor the turkey up off of the pick

 Turk the carvey

  Get yourself another scottle of botch

 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turke

 

Bless the dinner and pass out 

 



Happy Thanksgiving

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