Go buy a turkey |
Take
a drink of whiskey  |
Put turkey in the oven
|
Take another 2 drinks of
whiskeyk 
|
Set the degree at 375 ovens |
Take 3 more whiskeys
of drink 
|
Turk the bastey
|
Whiskey another bottle
of get  |
|
Ponder the meat
thermometer |
Glass yourself a pour of whiskey |
Bake the whiskey
for 4 hours 
|
Take the oven out of the turkey |
Floor the turkey
up off of the pick 
|
Turk the carvey  |
|
Get yourself another scottle of botch |
Tet the sable
and pour yourself a glass of turke  |
Bless the dinner and pass out
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