 Can
listen to the same knock-knock joke 27 times without
hollering "Nobody's Home."
Will
be a Scrabble partner with a kid who thinks "cookie"
begins with "k."
Will
unwind 56 feet of toilet paper so her little darling
can have the empty roll... to make a
Mother's Day present.
Knows
the location of every drive-through window in town.
Knows
the exact temperature a crayon will melt on the dashboard.
Will
try to hide a leafy green vegetable in a cookie.
Will
buy an 8 x 10 photo of her little darling with a
palm tree growing out of her ear.
Knows
the secret to happy grocery shopping with a toddler...
visit the bakery aisle first and plug
his lips with a big cream horn.
Can
cherish the 1,000th bleating of "Twinkle, Twinkle"
from a budding violinist.
Will
show up at work wearing Mickey Mouse
stickers on her posterior.
Sees
a Picasso in those scribbles decorating the fridge.
Knows
all the verses to "This Old Man."
Can
deal out emergency lunch money from the dryer lint filter.
Can
find her last good pair of panty hose hitching a wagon to a
tricycle.
Knows
the sure-fire way to get three kids to eat carrots...
buy two carrots.
Is
limber enough to wrestle a fitted sheet
onto the top bunk bed.
Invests
fifty dollars in stale macaroons to help send the French
Club to Disneyland.
Will
attempt to grow hydroponic tomatoes in one for a last-minute
science project.
Can
see across town and locate a missing shoe from her office desk
phone.
Can
switch from cook to catcher in an instant.
Has
a bathtub that's filled with little yellow duckies. |
