10 
You get winded from knocking
on the door.
9
You have to have another
kid chew the candy for you.
8
You ask for high fiber
candy only.
7
When someone drops a candy
bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6
People say, "Great
Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5
When the door opens you
yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4
By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3
You have to carefully choose
a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2
You're the only Power Ranger
in the neighborhood with a walker.
1
You avoid going to houses
where your ex-es live.
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