Q: - Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?

A: - They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q: - Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: - His ghoul friend.

Q: - What do ghosts serve for dessert?

A: - Ice Scream.

Q: - What do witches put on their hair?

A: - Scare spray.

Q: - Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

A.: - Because he was in need of a light snack.

Q: - What kind of mistakes do spooks make?

A: - Boo boos.

Q: - Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?

A: - Because of his coffin.

Q: - Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?

A: It's good for the bones.

Q: - What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?

A: - White Pillowcases.

Q: - What was the witches' favorite subject in school?

A: - Spelling.

Q: - What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?

A: - Tired Blood!!

Q: - Is it true that witches are afraid of dead bodies?

A: - Of corpse it is!

Q: - Why does the Mummy keep his Band-Aids in the refrigerator?

A: - He wants to uses them later for cold cuts!

 

 

 

Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender walks up to the first one and says, "What can I get you?"    The vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."    Then bartender then asks the second vampire, and he too replies that he would like a pint of blood.    The bartender then asks the third vampire for his drink order.    The vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma."    The bartender thinks for a minute and says, "Let me see if I've got this right. That's two bloods and a blood light?"

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