The Rules

THE Rules to live by or get smacked on the back of your head. Me and my friends at NHC came up with these rules that *everyone* should live by. Forget the ten commandments or the Koran. THIS is the real deal. Remember, someone out there is watching you and will enforce the rules. Watch out!

1. Never buy, or go shopping, or go near second hand underwear.

2. Never date anyone from New Hampshire.

3. Beware of all long distance relationships.

4. Have a good orgasm at least once a week.

5. Never sleep with your friends parents.

6. Never call the number on the bathroom stall wall.

7. Don't identify with the worst character in any TV show.

8. Don't stalk people.

9. Take your pills.

10. Flush the fucking toilet!

11. Don't make porn movies with people twice or half your age.

12. Don't steal a case of CD's that are in a language you don't understand.