Here are some silly stories and jokes!
A man came to the zoo:
"Give me a job. I've been fired from everywhere."
"I'm very slow to react."
"Okay, you'll guard the tortoise."
They came to check in the morning no tortoise.
"Look here, where's the tortoise?"
"In the morning, I opened the cage slightly, and it broke out and vanished into thin air."
"Why do the dog wag it's tail?"
"Because the tail cant wag the dog!"
A crow sits in a tree and sees a cow climbing the tree:
"Cow, why are you climbing this tree?"
"I want to eat some apples."
"But this is not an apple tree!"
"I have them with me."
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