I Worship His Shadow

 Transcript

Introduction to Lexx by Kai

I am Kai, Last of the Brunnen G

Millennia ago, the Brunnen G lead humanity to victory in the war against the insect civilisation. The Time Prophet predicted, that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets.

Someday that will happen. But not today. As today is my day of death

The day our story begins

The Brunnen G sing as they go to fight the Foreshadow

Vaiyo A-O
Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va-Ya-Ray
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G
Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va-Ya-Ray
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G
Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va-Ya-Ray
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G 

The Foreshadow fires at the planet

Kai: Stingers.

Others : Stingers ready

Kai : Our one chance and our one chance alone is to hit His Shadows control pod. Good Luck. Very, Very Good luck

Other : Foreshadow in range

Kai : Fire now

Their shot hits the ship

The Foreshadow destroys the Planet explodes screams from people

Kai : Crash into the control pod

Kai fly's his ship into the control pod just before the blast door shut

Kai : His Shadow

Divine Shadow : His Divine Shadow, Yes

Kai : The Brunnen G will defeat you

Divine Shadow : I do not think so. The Power of Order has destroyed you're planet. The Power of Order will destroy you, and you are the last of the Brunnen G left alive

Kai : The time prophet has seen you're order destroyed by the Brunnen G

Divine Shadow : The time prophet vision appears to be flawed

His Shadow kills Kai and gains his memory

Crewmember : We will incinerate the carcass

Divine Shadow : No, this last specimen of a now extinct culture of romantic dreamers merits punishment beyond death, transport it to the bio scalers. (He picks up a piece of Kai's ship) An insect, curios

2008 years latter

The Cluster: Capital of the League of 20,00 Planets 

In Stan's room

The computer is talking while Stan is yawning and trying not to wake up

Computer speech : Only a thin dimensional barrier separates us from the festering evil, malignant depravity and alien chaos of the Dark Zone. The Dark Zone is not separate like two different planets. The Dark Zone co-exists in the same space as our universe in the same place at the same time. The Dark Zone has no rules, no sense, no order. We give thanks to his divine shadow for his ceaseless vigilance, protecting our universe of light and order from the horrors and disorder of the Dark Zone. We Worship His Shadow, Long may he reign.

Female Computer : G-good morning, security class 4, number 476329, (Stan presses a button and speaker goes quiet) 43, department 511 level 4, Th-this is your th-third wake up call. If you are late you will receive 7 demerits. You already have 991 demerits

Stan gets up and goes off to work

Male Computer : Prisoner transport 58K603 passed for pure nature revival sequence

Female Computer : Du-due to a bulkhead malfunction prisoner transport 58K603 you are being diverted from gate 417-punishment level 2 to gate 511. Due to a bulkhead malfunction prisoner transport 58K6….

On the prisoner transport ship 

Security Guard : Number 11 freeze dried again

Guard looks at a woman who spits at him

Security Guard : I've seen a lot of women in my life. And you know something, you got to be the ugliest one I've ever laid eyes on. Does this mean anything to you?

Big Zev : No Nothing means anything to me. Handsome!

The Guard gives big Zev small electric shock

Guard walks up a big metal bug and knock on it

Security Guard : It's your day of justice Thodin (he laughs)

Prisoner transport flies over Cobolt stadium

Stan is throwing bolts trying to get them in a hole

Line Major : I Worship His Shadow

Stan : I Worship His Shadow

Line Major : Prisoner transport 58K603 requesting docking beam

Stan : authority code

Line Major : Code, nobody asks for code anymore.

Stan : Wrong code

Line Major : I can't remember the code

Stan : I suggest you try another gate then

Line Major : What rank are you

Stan : Security guard class 4

Line Major : Security guard class 4 Sir, I'm a line major and I'm ordering you to turn on your docking beam, understand

Stan : I can't do that

Line Major : Why not

Stan : You've got the wrong code

Line Major : I am giving you a direct order forth class security guard.

Stan : I can't help you

Stan throws a bolt and it goes into the hole making a loud noise

Officer : I worship His Shadow

Line Major : I worship His Shadow

Officer : Docking beam is engaged now sir and security guard class 4 Stanley Tweedle is presently being entered for correction and punishment himself

Line Major : I request that he be demoted

Officer : Class 4 is already the lowest

Line Major : Then I trust his punishment will be severe

Officer : That will happen sir

Line Major : May His Shadow fall upon you

Officer : May His Shadow fall upon you. You must enter yourself into correction centre number 40 before watch change today Stan, Stanley Tweedle. And may his merciful Shadow fall upon you

Stan : May His merciful Shadow fall upon, me preferably

The Current Divine Shadow is dyeing and is being rushed to big temple. A man is strapped to a wall and is being cleansed

Cleric : Faster, faster were losing him. We have little time,

Cleric 1 : The sedative

Cleric 2 : No time

He gets shocked and Moans in agony

The man strapped hit a man who it then electrocuted

Cleric 3 : He fought well

Cleric 4 : A truly viscous human being,

Cleric 3 : he will prove to be a good host

Cleric 4 : The second vac

Cleric 3 : We do not have time one will have to do

Cleric 4 : But he may not be fully cleansed

Cleric 3 : We will have to risk it. Divine Shadow you must perform the kiss. Divine Shadow, the kiss

The dying Divine Shadow kisses and his essence is passed onto the man strapped down. A cleric then drills through the Divine Shadows dead body and takes out his brain and places into storage place. The man is un-strapped and the black cloak gets put onto him

Clerics : We worship you divine predecessors

Divine Predecessor : Divine Shadow may your reign be long and orderly

Divine Shadow : Divine Predecessors I thank you for your gift of selection. I will serve order, I will serve you and I will serve myself

Divine Predecessor : Divine Shadow today is a dark day for Heretics and infidels throughout our universe. The Lexx will soon be fully-grown and you will be able to send it on its voyage bringing destruction upon all those who would oppose the League of 20,000

Divine Shadow : How will we know which planets shelter enemies of order, which planets are to be chosen for destruction

Divine Predecessor : That will be your task

Divine Shadow : Then my task is complete, I choose to destroy them all

Divine Predecessor : That has not been our plan

Divine Shadow : Divine Predecessors, I am formed from you, but my host brain was not fully cleansed and therefore I am also partly formed form humans, I will choose my own path and I choose that I myself will command the Lexx on its voyage of destruction

Divine Predecessor : How about the prophecy

Divine Shadow : I have no patience for your ancient superstitions. The Brunnen G have been extinct for over 2 thousand years

Divine Predecessor : The Divine Shadow must never leave the cluster unless there is great peril. We need each other's strength

Divine Shadow : I agree Divine Predecessors, I will not risk being separated from your wisdom and guidance. As you will join me on my voyage

The Divine Predecessors are being transported onto the Lexx

Divine Predecessor 1 : The prophecy is upon us

Divine Predecessor 2 : Impossible the prophecy is false, the Brunnen G are extinct

Divine Predecessor 3 : I was the one who killed them all but I did not destroy them all. One specimen was preserved

Divine Predecessor 5 : Impossible

Divine Predecessor 3 : Predecessors look into me. I was the one who took his life, I have his memories

Kai memory

Kai : Prophet, I have come to you because the forces of His Shadow grow stronger, and we Brunnen G no longer have the weapons to combat them

Prophet : I have the strength to answer one question, say to me your question

Kai : Will the forces of His Shadow destroy us.

Prophet : Time as you know had a beginning, and time has an end, and then time begins again. As we will each live our lives again exactly as before, I have been gifted to see into the old cycles of time, not very clearly mind you. But I have learnt that in the future past the Brunnen G, the great victor in the war against insect civilisation, should be destroyed at the hand of His Shadow. But after His Shadow leaves the Cluster, They will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen G. This has happened before, it will happen again

End of Kai's memory

Divine Predecessor : We are boarding the Lexx, We will all be destroyed

The prisoner are being transported off the ship while Stan is on shift

Prisoner 1  You, you, I know you, Stanley Tweedle, It's him Stanley Tweedle. Stanley Tweedl…

Prisoner 2 : Murderer

Prisoner 1 : Stanley Tweedle

At this time the slab the prisoner is on breaks and squashes him

Prisoner 3 : traitor

The slabs have moved into the courtroom and the judge and lawyer computer screens pop up

Lawyer : My client

Computer voice : Argon Protopl Pie Maker class 2. Orbital 5

Lawyer : Is innocent of the charge of failing to pay money owed to the temple and throws himself upon the mercy of this court, secure in the knowledge that His Shadow wisdom will prevail upon these proceedings

Computer : Memory search commencing

Argon Protopl : I don't care anymore I've had enough, I'm not paying the temple anymore money, period.

Computer : Memory search complete

Judge : You

Computer : Argon Protopl, Pie maker class 2, orbital 5

Judge : You have been found guilty of failing to pay money owed to the temple you are therefore sentenced to have your individual life terminated, however His Merciful Shadow will allow many of your vital organs to live on as components used in the making of robotic drones, your usual flesh will be contributed to the protein bank where it will be recycled for purposes that serve His Shadow. Purposes that serve His Shadow

His slab is moved towards a wall, which has sharp blades that cut around the main organ parts on the body

Argon Protopl : You can take what ever you want, I pay, I promise

Executioner : In the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed of your crime against the people of the 20,000 planets, May His merciful Shadow fall upon you?

Argon Protopl : Aaaahhhhhahhhhhah

Robots : I worship His Shadow

Big Zev gets blood splattered over her and the mans organs are put into the protein chamber

Stan goes to the correction centre

Stan : I was supposed to escort an prisoner here Stanley Tweedle, 467329 dash 43 department 511 level 4

Security Guard : Yeah

Stan : He is refusing to turn himself in

Security Guard : Yeah

Stan : I though that if you told me what his punishment would be for not showing up that might help persuade him

Security Guard : Oh, give me that number again

Stan : 467329 dash 43 department 511 level 4

Security Guard : If he is not here when we close at watch change, a termination order will be issued automatically. It's about 20 minutes

Stan : Termination

Security Guard : That's what it says, termination

Stan : But he's a designated data co-operator he can't be terminated because he might be needed someday for important information

Security Guard : DDC Hey, Oh sorry that expired 5 months ago.

Security Guard : Lets see, A he's a level 4 class 47 transgression normally cauterization, but he's got 991 demerits and theirs a special notation, so, it looks like 1 to 3 organ

Stan : 1 to 3 organs

Security Guard : Yeah, he'll have to donate 1 to 3 organs depending on demand

Stan : Demand

Security Guard : Demand for soft organs is red hot right now so he's pretty well sure to be a triple donor

Stan : But he didn't even do anything it’s just a mix up

Security Guard : Life's a mix up huh.

Stan : What organs

Security Guard : Usual combo, eyeball, Kidney, testicle, If, if they want bone they'll take an arm or a leg but we haven't done a limb cut in days. I suggest he turn himself in, after all, triple organs is better than termination huh.

Stan : Huh, May his merciful Shadow fall upon you?

Security Guard : Neh

Stan walks out and kick a small robot outside the correction centre

Lawyer : My client

Computer : Zev Bellringer of B3k

Lawyer : Is innocent of the charge of failing to perform her wifely duties and humiliating her husband in the temple and throws herself upon the mercy of this court, secure in the knowledge that His Shadow wisdom will prevail upon these proceedings

Computer : Memory search commencing

Zev : You are my every dream come true

Husband : This must be a mistake, there is no way I can marry that cow

Zev : Husband I shall serve, I shall love, I will…

Husband : She makes me want to throw up, get her out of here

Computer : Memory search complete

Judge : You

Computer : Zev Bellringer of B3K

Judge : Have been found guilty of failing to perform your wifely duties and humiliating our husband in the temple, you are therefore sentenced to be transformed into a love salve and to be given t-t-to

Computer : Seminar 8166145

Judge : To be used for their pleasure and may His Shadow fall upon you

Big Zev : Oh please, put me out of my misery, I want a trip to the protein bank. I don't want to live this terrible life anymore

Big Zev's slab is moved to a different room

Thodin's metal bug is walking up to the front

Female Judge : You, Thodin of the Ostral B pair, are accused of…

Computer : Due to the special nature of this crimes the arch Heretic Thodin of the Ostral B pair, will be tried in Cobolt stadium, following that his sentence will be immediately executed for the entertainment of His Shadow loyal Followers

Zev's slab is put onto a table a screen of the executioner comes up

Executioner : In the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed of your crime against the people of the 20,000 planets, May His merciful Shadow fall upon you?

Big Zev : Whatever

Thodin's bug is being placed in the Cobolt Stadium

Female Judge : The arch Heretic, pirate and rebel of the Ostral b pair, Thodin

Cluster Lizards scream

Bug Bomb : Bug bomb activated, Bug bomb searching, Thodin, Turning left, Bug bomb searching, Thodin

Stan is walking about thinking about his punishment

Stan : 3 organs, 3 organ. Better than termination

Stan runs toward the correction centre and waves his hands hitting the Bug Bomb

Bug Bomb : Bug Bomb searching, Auck eeh hay ugh, Bug Bomb Malfunction

Cobolt Stadium, Thodin's Trail

Female Lawyer : Thodin of the Ostral B pair, is accused of paracy in the first degree, of 26 counts of piracy, of influencing the minds of believers, of questioning His Shadows truth and wisdom and destroying 231 military vessels, loyal to His Shadow

Stan runs to the correction centre but it gates shut

Computer : This correction centre is now closed

Stan : It's me. I'm here

Computer : Fugitive alert, fugitive alert. This fugitive wanted for immediate termination

Bug Bomb gets up and continues search

Bug Bomb : B-b-b-bug bomb re-activating, Thodin, Bug bomb searching, Thodin, Target conduit located, Thodin, Target cable located, Thodin, Target Signal located, Bug bomb, detonation sequence initiated, Thodin, Mal-malfunction, Target signal relocated, Thodin, Malfunction, Ah, Bug bomb… lost head!"

A group of children arrive on the Cluster

Guard : His Shadow bids welcome to the finest examples of youthful devotion in all of the 20,000 planets.

Bug Bomb : Bug bomb searching, Thodin

Computer : This fugitive wanted for immediate termination

Bug Bomb : Incorrect signal!

Computer : You young 50 have been selected from the best, the brightest and the most loyal of all His Shadows subjects from thousand of planets among plain stones, you are bright, shining jewels. And after you receive your awards of merit today, you will return to your home planets, where you will dedicate the rest of your life's to helping His Shadows light reach lose unfortunate dark corner where it still does not fall

Back at Cobolt Stadium

Female Judge : Of training enemies of His Shadowing military tactics, of slandering merits from 11 planets

Thodin : You are slaves. Rise up, free yourself of the itinerary of this false religion. You are all slaves

Bug Bomb : Target signal relocated, Thodin, Mal-malfunction, Detonation imminent!

Female Judge : And finally 6 of counts of blasphemous, self-aggrandisement

Bug Bomb : Cannot locate correct signal

The bug bomb explodes making the computer have errors

Male Judge : Due to the severe and heinous nature of your crime, you Thodin of the Ostral B pair, are…

Computer : recognised for selfless love and devotion to His Shadow

Female Judge : Of 26 counts of piracy, piracy, piracy.

Male Judge : You Thodin of the Ostral B pair,

Computer : you are hereby given an award of merit.

The children are receiving their awards

Computer : A shinning example for every planet. You are hereby, sentenced to be devoured by Cluster Lizard such sentence to be executed immediately.

Cluster Lizards are released.

Cluster Lizards scream

The people Scream

Man 1 : Cluster lizards

Computer : Among plain stones, you are bright shinning jewels. You have been found guilty

Screams from crowd

Computer : Guilty, guilty

Female Judge : 11 planets, 11 planets

Lawyer : My client

Computer : Zev Bellringer of B3K

Cluster lizards enter the crowd, the crowd scream

Lawyer : My client

The bug that Thodin is in closes and is taken away

Big Zev is on a table and a computer is scanning her

Screams from Zev as the machine shocks her

Computer : Watch for disguises, some fugitives may try to fool you.

Lawyer : My client

Judge : You have been found guilty

Thodin's bug opens and his restraints are removed back in the court

Robots : Hail Thodin of the Ostral B pair, winner of His Shadows award of merit

Thodin : Come on

Lawyer : My client

Computer : Giggerota the wicked of Boron 7

Judge : Found guilty

Computer : Is innocent of the charge of cannibalism of men, women, children and clerics of 62 temples

Giggerota : More like 162

Computer : And failing to perform her wifely duties and throws herself upon the mercy of this court, secure in the knowledge that His Shadow wisdom will prevail upon these proceedings

(In background) In the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed of your crime against the people of the 20,000 planets, May His merciful Shadow fall upon you?

Female Judge :Thodin, Planets, the Ostral B pair

Judge : Guilty

Robots : Hail, Thodin of the Ostral B pair winner of His Shadows award of merit

Thodin frees a member of the Heretics

Giggerota : Hey what about Giggerota, free me muscle brains, I'm next

Freed prisoner : What about Her?

Thodin : We can't get sidetracked

Giggerota : Hey boneheads, Giggerota about to die

Thodin : You, Take care of the others

Thodin throws her a metal bar

Giggerota : Don’t; think so

Giggerota jumps down a passage

Thodin : Lets do it

Thodin : and the other released passengers free the others

Thodin : Arms 2-3 pull

Thodin : Arms 2-3 pull

Lawyer : Of the Grandest mint

Big Zev is on a table a cluster lizard enters and eats the robot controlling the machine

Executioner : May his merciful Shadow fall upon you?

The Cluster lizard see Zev and goes to get her but the machine top comes down squashing the cluster lizard scream and Zev scream

790 moans

Cluster Lizard and Zev screams

Zev gets up but this time she is slim and beautiful, she sees another part of the machine come down and puts the robot head there instead

790 : Zev of B3k I will love you forever

Zev Laughs, Zev kicks him

790 : Huh ugh

790 : Zev of B3k don't leave me, no one will ever worship you like I do

Zev : See you lover Boy

790 calls a moving robot over to him

790 : Aahh

Computer : This fugitive wanted for immediate termination

Zev : Nice picture

Zev walks out and meets two robots. When she tries to go past the robot side step to stop her. They scan her face looking to see if she is a fugitive. Then 790 comes around the corner

790 : Zev, B3k you are the woman of my dreams

Robots : Zev of B3k, Surrender at once

Stan is trying to open a door

Zev sees herself in the reflection in the mirror

Zev : I'm beautiful

Robots : Zev of B3k There is no escape

The robots point their gun at them and Zev pulls Stan in front her and her screams and pushes her to one side and the shots hit the door destroying it and they run through it

790 : I'm with you Zev

790 followers 

A general interrupts His Shadows meditation

General : Divine Shadow, we have a level 3-security break, hundreds have been killed

Divine Shadow : General you have disturbed my mediation. When it is completed I will deal with you, and also with this, minor matter

Zev and Stan are trying to find an unlocked door

Computer : Invalid code access denied

Robots : Zev of B3K, there is no escape, surrender at once

Stan : I got her, I have her, I've got Zev of B3k

Computer : Fugitive alert, this fugitive wanted for immediate termination

Zev : Okay, open it

She gets 790 to open the door

790 : I can open many wonderful things for you darling of all darling things

Stan : I Worship His Shadow, I Worship His Shadow

They go through the door to see two Cluster Lizards

Cluster lizard scream

Robots : Surrender at once

Zev does a cluster lizard scream and the Cluster Lizards attack the robots

Stan : How did you do that?

Zev : I don't know, maybe I've got some Cluster Lizard in me

Stan : I can get passed that

790 : Don’t you even think about it fugitive. She's my woman

Thodin and the other prisoners are escaping and come across two robots

Robots : Hail Thodin, winner of His Shadows award of merit

Thodin goes up to them and steals their guns

Thodin : Good boys

Robots : Hail Thodin, winner of…correction, award of merit descended, Thodin arch Heretic and rebel you, are wanted for immediate termination. Please return our weapons

The robots try to fire but there weapons are gone and so Thodin kills them

Thodin : May his Shadow fall upon you

His Shadow, a general and major a discussing about the escape

General : They appear headed towards the special project area Divine Shadow

Major : There are many access point where they could potentially enter the Lexx

Divine Shadow : They cannot control the Lexx

Major : We are closing all the through puts

Divine Shadow : General do you believe that time flows in a straight line

General : I have observed that time is continuous

Divine Shadow : Major do you believe that time travels in a circle, that it is possible to see into the future by looking into the past

Major : I am not aware of any such Divine teaching

Divine Shadow : So you do not believe that it is possible?

Major : No Divine Shadow

Divine Shadow : I am a more complex being than my divine predecessors, unlike them I do not believe that time travel in a circle, and therefore I do not believe in prophecies

General : Divine Shadow

Divine Shadow : Yes

General : How shall we deal with the Heretics?

Divine Shadow : We shall ensure that they make their way to the special project uncontested. The time has come to prove that all prophecies are false. That no one, can know the future. Major

Major : Yes Divine Shadow

Divine Shadow : Kill Him

Major : Kill him

Divine Shadow : Yes kill him

General : I worship his shadow

Divine Shadow : Thank you. Now kill yourself

Major : Kill myself

Divine Shadow : Yes now kill yourself

Major : But I… Wha…

Divine Shadow : Shoot yourself

Major : I worship his divine shadow

Divine Shadow : Shoot

The Heretics are climbing and being fired on by robots

The Divine Shadow opens a drawer

Divine Shadow : Awake, Last of the Brunnen G. You will show my misguided predecessors that I make my own destiny

Kai : Who would you like me to kill?

Stan and Zev try to find an unlocked door

790 : Code access denied buttercup. Access denied, all access denied except to the gates of my heart

Stan : I don't like it. We can't go up there it’s that's special projects area

Zev : Do we have a choice?

They go into the lift

Computer : Only authorised person are admitted to the special projects highest level security level area. If the system is not able to recognise your facial images from its library of authorised persons, your flesh will be disposed of as useful organic material and added to the protein bank

Stan : Gee, doesn't this thing have a done button. It's not fair I was just doing my job

Zev : Life is not fair. That’s something I know well

The computer scans them and the lift offers sweets

Computer : Special project sector elevators offer their special passengers complementary sweets and upon arrival will be welcomed by elite officers of His Shadows personal guard. The system does not recognise your facial images, you are unauthorised passengers, you will be deposed of as useful organic material to be added to the protein bank, may his merciful shadow fall upon you.

Stan : Don't shoot

Thodin : Stanley Tweedle

Stan : Thodin. You're alive, It’s a miracle, Wonderful, wonderful miracle

Thodin : I should kill you on the spot, worm.

Zev : Hi, I am Zev

Thodin : Thodin

790 : 790

They make their way to a large ship

Zev : What is it?

Thodin : Why don't you tell her what is, arch traitor

Stan : It's the Lexx the most powerful destructive force ever built

Stan : I don’t think it is necessarily a good idea to go in there

Thodin : Do you remember Erico. The only reason that millions, MILLIONS sacrificed there lives for that overheated rock, was because two Ericon's were bio-code specialists from the cluster. We fought that war traitor so that I could be here today. They died so I could have the key to the Lexx.

Kai takes the head of one of the Heretics and they shoot at Kai

Heretic : He must inorganic

Thodin : He's decarbonised. My life mean nothing in the great equation, Beauty such as yours must live on

Thodin Kisses Zev and puts her on the Lexx and Shoots the lock so they can't get out

Zev : Don't leave me. Everybody always leaves me

790 : I will never leave you

His Shadow is discussing about the escape

Major : The Divine personal guard can be there in less than one minute

Divine Shadow : No, I do not believe in prophecies

Thodin : Is it possible, you look Brunnen G, could you be the fulfilment of the prophecy?

Kai : Brunnen G

Thodin : I guess not

Thodin takes out his eye and throws it on the floor and it makes him invisible and when Kai shoots he misses

On the Lexx

Stan : Wait for me

Heretic : You're on your own traitor

Stan : We better go with him

Cluster lizard scream. The Cluster Lizard eats the Heretic but passes the key of the Lexx onto Stan

Kai and Thodin fight

Stan gets into a small bug and Zev does the same but Giggerota pushes her off and takes her place and a Cluster Lizard is trying to eat Stan

Giggerota : Excuse me

Zev : Hey, ah

Giggerota : I think he wants you

Zev : Let me in

790 : Let her in

Giggerota : Giggerota drives

Zev and 790 sit on the edge of the bug

790 : Oh Bosom of electrical delight

Stan : Look, over there that's the bridge

Thodin and Kai fight and Kai losses his head and arm

The bug lands on the bridge and Zev and Giggerota fight

Giggerota : Does anybody know how to drives this thing?

Zev and Gig struggle, Zev losses

Zev : Later

Kai kills Thodin

Thodin : Today I Thodin…

Kai puts his head and arm back on

Zev puts her hand on the control table put nothing happens

Zev : Stanley

Stan : Huh

Zev : Come here

Stan : Why

Zev : Come here, up

Stan : Up

Zev : Up, Your hand

Stan put his hand on the control table and the Lexx is turned on

Lexx : What planet would you like me to destroy Divine Shadow?

Stan : Huh

Lexx : What planet would you like me to destroy?

Zev : This one

Stan : This one

Lexx : This planetoid is a member of the League of 20,000. I am not permitted to destroy it

Zev : Then, take us out of here

Stan : Take us outta here

Lexx : As you command, Destination

Giggerota : The frontier

Stan : Yes take us away from here, take us out past the frontier, take us someplace better

Lexx : As you command Divine Shadow

The Lexx takes off and Kai gets on board

His Shadow is going over what just happened

Divine Shadow : Shadow I gather you. Divine Predecessors I have failed you. But I will not fail you again. Predecessors forgive me for my pride. Predecessors this sacrifice I make for order, this sacrifice I make for you.

His Shadow has his brain taken out

Stan is talking about the Lexx

Stan : Who could have ever imagined all this could be built from a tiny capsule of amino acids in my tooth

Zev : What, you are really the famous arch traitor Stanley Tweedle

Stan : I am not a traitor

Giggerota : The Stanley Tweedle

790 : Formerly Designated Data Co-operator and presently fugitive Stanley Tweedle is the one who provided the forces of His Shadow with the amino acid codes used to destroy 100 reform planets

Stan : It was the Sub-N's they did things to me to every part of my body, no man could have stood up to it. It was more like 94 planets not 100…

Giggerota : So why did they let you live Tweed man?

Stan : In case they ever needed anymore questions answered

Guard : This is Frontier station 65 dash 798 dash 4 dash 8, unidentified vessel, please provide your exit code?

Giggerota : Earn your keep security guard

Stan : No one asks for the exit code anymore

Guard : To pass the Fortier an exit code is required 100 percent of the time, exit code please. If you pass the Frontier without the proper exit code I will arm the outer ring mines and your vessel will be destroyed. Exit code please

Stan : Lexx, would you please destroy Frontier Post 65798 dash 4 dash 8

Lexx : As you command divine Shadow

The Lexx fires at the frontier post

They all cheers as the frontier post is destroyed

Stan goes to kiss Zev and 790 does not like this

790 : UUGGH, UUGHH

Zev : Stanley, I've got new appetites.

Giggerota and Zev both try to eat Stan

Stan : Ladies, I've got the hand the key to the Lexx it only does what I tell it remember. Ha.

Stan : What's that?

Lexx : His Shadows personal Flag ship the Megashadow, and the Clusters 24^th attack wing

Stan : Uh. Lexx could you please destroy them, if you don't mind

Lexx : I cannot fulfil your command, they are forces under the immediate direction If His Divine Shadow

Kai : And you are not permitted to destroy them

Stan : I'm security 4^th class Stanley Tweedle and I've been captured by these escaped prisoners and I'm surrendering the Lexx and I truly worship His divine Shadow

Giggerota : You waste of skin

Kai : You are Giggerota, also know as the wicked

Giggerota : You got a problem with that, aaahhhhhhh

Kai throws her off the bridge

Kai : You are minor Heretics disloyal to His Shadow

Stan : Very, very, minor

Kai : Are they other minor Heretics with you?

Zev : Lots, they are coming up her now and are heavily armed

Kai : No, you are alone

Stan : We Worship his Divine Shadow and beg his forgiveness

Zev : Don’t Stan die with some dignity

Stan : I, the arch Heretic, and reformer Stanley Tweedle, although only an assistant deputy backup courier, I did everything I could, I really tried, but I was captured by Sub-Nebulae mercenaries and I tried my best but they found the codes and then what could I do after they made me security guard 4^th class on the Cluster but I tried I really tried I did

Zev : Give the Lexx back let us go

Kai : I do as His Shadow instructs. I will kill both of you

Kai hears the Divine Shadows screaming as a cluster lizard attacks them

Kai uses the fly to go to the Divine Shadows

The divine Shadow is on the Megashadow telling the crew what to do

Divine Shadow : And if I do not return, destroy the Lexx

Crewmember : But the Divine Predecessors…

Divine Shadow : Will understand that my priority must now be to end this prophecy, The last of the Brunnen G must be destroyed

Kai kills the Cluster Lizard

Divine Predecessors : Who are you?

Kai : I have been sent by His Divine Shadow. I have been instructed number 1 to protect you, and number 2 to kill those who are trying to steal the Lexx

Divine Predecessors : Yes, Kill those who have done this terrible deed, kill them quickly, no, kill them slowly, make them feel pain as no living thing has suffered before

Kai : I know that song.

Kai picks up a Divine Predecessors on the floor and hears the Brunnen G Song

Divine Predecessors : But you cannot remember it, as you do not remember who you are

Kai : I am Kai, last of the Brunnen G

Divine Predecessor #1 : The Prophecy is upon us

Divine Predecessor #2 : The Brunnen G are no more. You are animated flesh that kills as His Shadow instructs

Kai : You were once His Shadow. You killed me

Divine Predecessor #2 : You may have recovered your memory, but you are nothing, you have no will power of your own

Kai : Wrong, I have will power, you have given it to me

Kai kills the Divine Shadow and regains his memory

The Megashadow put a prod into the Lexx and puts His Shadow on the Lexx and the Megashadow backs off

Stan : But there not firing, they're not shooting at us

Zev : For how long? Stan, do you have any idea where we should tell the Lexx to go?

Stan : Yes

Zev : Where

Stan : My tooth

Zev : You're tooth

Stan : Yes the Sub-N's never know about my second tooth, it contains co-ordinates of a location supposedly inaccessible to His Divine Shadow

Zev : Which tooth?

Stan : This one I think

Zev tries to pull Stan's tooth out

Zev : Uh-hum. I won't come out

Stan : Cause not

Zev punches Stan and his tooth falls out. Zev uses 790 to crush his tooth

790 : Oh, Thank you. Harder, harder

Zev : This it?

Stan : Umm

Zev : Read it

790 : It contains detailed flight path co-ordinates

Zev : You’re a regular bundle of surprises Staley Tweedle. Up

Stan : Lexx follow the co-ordinates exactly

Lexx : As you command Divine Shadow

790 : Old course, x axis 5 dash 6.3441, y axis 18.32815

Kai walks in

Kai : I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers. Proud young warriors and revolutionaries I have killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of his divine shadow and his predecessors. And I have never once shown any mercy. Divine Shadow.

His Shadow walks in

Divine Shadow : I feel a loss of power from my predecessors. What have you observed?

Kai : The Divine Predecessors have suffered casualties, but they are now safe.

Divine Shadow : But why are these who are disloyal to my rules still alive?

Kai : The prophecy perhaps

Divine Shadow : You do not know that word. You have no memory from your life, the proto-blood only allows you to do as I instruct.

Kai : I have the memory of one of your predecessors. As well as the memories of all those he killed.

Divine Shadow : Kill them

Kai : I will not do that

Divine Shadow : Then kill yourself

Kai : I'm already dead

Divine Shadow : Then you cannot fulfil the prophecy

Kai : I think, I think, you should have listened to your predecessors Divine Shadow, or perhaps not so Divine Shadow. As your Divine Predecessor will now die

Divine Shadow : No, you will die

They both jump of the edge

On the Megashadow

Crewmember : Admiral, if were maintain this course it means death

Admiral : Having never before followed anyone into a fractal core, I do not know that for certainty

Crewmember : It is composed of anti particles, crushed together be infinite gravity. Even light cannot escape its pull

Admiral : I do know with certainty the fate of those who fail to obey his shadows orders. We will stay with the Lexx

Crewmember : I worship his Shadow

On the Lexx

Zev : What is that?

790 : That perfection in the female form is are destination. A fractal core the universe of danger

Zev walks to the bug

Stan : What are you doing?

Zev : I don't exactly know, coming

In the Divine Predecessors room on the Lexx

Divine Shadow : Fair well last of the Brunnen G

Kill him Chants the Divine Predecessors

Zev picks up a Divine Predecessor and kills it Stan dos the same

Divine Shadow : Foolish woman

Stan : Don’t hurt me divine shadow

Kai hit His Shadow. Its essence comes out and surrounds Kai before going of the Lexx

The Lexx goes through the Fractal core

790 : ZEEEEVVVVV

Stan goes to kill another Divine Shadow

Kai : No need, he's gone. Thank you

Zev :You're welcome

On the bridge

Zev kisses 790

790 : Aaahhh

790 : The Megashadow made it through the fractal core too

Lexx : Ouch

Crewmember : Admiral, if we target the accelerator, its energy will be released and the Lexx will be destroyed

Admiral : Target it

Crewmember : The Lexx has directed its ocular parabola at us admiral

Admiral : The Lexx is not permitted to fire on his shadow's vessels

The Lexx fires at the Megashadow

All : Woohoo

The crew celebrates

Stan : Yes, yes, yes oh yes

Stan : But Lexx that was one of His Shadows ships

Lexx : Who is his shadow?

790 : I perceived that much of Lexx's memory was erased when we passed through the fractal core

Stan : That's what I call a positive development

Zev : I say we don’t waste any time we turn the Lexx around and blow the cluster into little tiny shadow bit right now

Zev : Okay propeller head. Let's find a course back to the Cluster

790 : I have no knowledge of this of this area Love dumpling

Zev : What kind of robot are you?

790 : I am a robot that wants to live in you're underpants. And I have knowledge of all sectors of our universe, but I have no knowledge of this sector, angel breath

Kai : Welcome to the Darkzone

Zev : The dark zone

Stan : We're in the Dark Zone

Zev : So what are we supposed to do now?

Kai : Perhaps you should find yourself a home

Stan : But the darkzone is full of depravity and…and…and…and evilness and darkness and…

Kai : My ancestors came from the darkzone, I was tough that although there are not many good planets there are some. Perhaps you should find one 

Zev : You mean we should find one, we're together in this

Kai : I'm dead, I have no future 

Kai is put in a cold box

Kai : The Proto-blood will not sustain me for much longer. Be certain of you're need before you reanimate me

Kai : In the Light Universe I have been darkness, perhaps in the Dark Zone I will be light

On the bridge

Stan : Huh, ok Lexx

Zev : Let's find ourselves a new home

Lexx : As you command captain

Divine Shadow : Predecessors I will avenge you.