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Jokes

Q: How many of me does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to change it, one to make up a joke about it, and one to spend the next 6 months going round telling it to everyone.

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Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up.

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Q: How many IKEA shop assistans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Sorry, we ran out of light bulb stock. We expect it to arrive early next month. We do have ladders though! You just go straight on, then left and then right. No, thanks, anytime."