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An 80-year old couple decided they wanted to have one
more child. The wife suggested they discuss this with
their doctor, so they visited with her.
Their doctor first suggested that the man have a sperm
count check to see if he had enough ammunition. She
gave the old man a jar and said 'Take this in that room
and provide me with a sperm specimen.'
After 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, and screaming
behind the door, the old man appeared, obviously
disheveled. 'Doctor, can I bring my wife in with me?'
he asked.
'Sure, whatever helps!' the doctor replied.
The old man's wife entered the room with the old man,
and closed the door. Sure enough; another 30 minutes
of grunting, groaning and screaming ensued. Then the
couple opened the door and stepped out of the room,
sweat beading on their foreheads, their clothes wrinkled
and obviously frustrated... The old man handed the jar
to the doctor.
The doctor took one look at the jar and said, 'The jar is
empty. Didn't you have any luck?'
The old man replied, 'Doctor, I tried with my left hand,
I tried with my right, I tried with both hands. My wife
tried with her left hand, she tried with her right, she
tried with both hands. She tried with her teeth in, she
tried with her teeth out. We just couldn't get that lid
off the jar.'
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