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A woman is in the hospital giving birth. All of a sudden, the baby`s head pops out and looks up at the nurse. "Are you my daddy?" asks the baby head. Shocked, the nurse replies, "Uh, no, I`m not your dad, I`ll get him!". With this, the baby`s head turns to the doctor and says, "Are you my daddy?". "My goodness no! But the nurse is going to get him, he`ll be here any minute." Finally, the father comes into the room and the baby says, "Are you my daddy?" To which the shocked father goes up close says, "Yes, son, I`m your father." The baby pulls his hand out and pokes the father in the head and says, "Well then... STOP POKING ME IN THE HEAD!"