Do you wonder why beard is starting to grow on your grandmother, or do you want to know whats in that jar deep down in your fridge?
All questions are welcome!
Just mail him the question at this address:
Question: Why are you always wearing a mask? // Brosk-Valp
Trust me, you don't wanna see my face.
Question: Why are you only
coming on 24 december?
What are you doing all the other days of the year? // Monkey_Stronkey
Answer: If it wasn't for
those lazy ass elfs, I would come out with presents all the time. All they do is sniffing
pixie dust.
I spend most of my free time in Cuba.
Yes, I have a lot of fun there! Eatning meat soup with my nose is one of my favorite
hobbies.
Digging after potatoes is also lots of fun, and if you find one you can use it as a
fake nose.
Question: Hello
Santa!
I just have to ask, are you a COMMIE?
Now my keyboard decided to only write sissyletters, this makes me MAAAAD!!!
I mean on one hand you share my view on hamsters and on the other hand you wear red ALL
the time. I donŽt like commies because they claim that everyone should be equal and
rubbish like that. But on the other hand that guy Stalin had a sensitive approach. IŽm
very confused!
What shall do, I mean, if youŽre a red-pant-sissy IŽll have to report you to the
Warren-commision!!
Death to the people (at least the ones that want a good life)
Sincerely yours (but not if youŽre a commie) "K" the Violence Harbringer (of
doom, diseases, filth, war and destruction)
Answer: This is a very common question and it
needs a answer.
No, I'm not a commie. I just think I look damn good in these red clothes! You have to
agree
that I look really hot in them! I've got some hot pics here just for
you
Question: What do you
have against Hamsters? Why are you allways making
fun of them and putting them down to the bottom of this society?
They also have a life and a dream.
//
Monkey_Stronkey
Answer: No, no you've got it all wrong! I love
hamsters!
As matter of fact, I think it's one of the most useful animal on this planet.
CLICK HERE to see what I mean.