Turn blue to red
Sometimes it can be nice or even necessarily
to feel blue, but after a while it might get rahter boring.
8 Steps in How to Turn Blue to Red:
Take your feeth, first the left then the right (sometimes itīs in the other order,
depending on what said you wake up on). For the once that has been blue for very long,
feeth is those big clumbsy things that you see at the bottom of your body. Sometimes on
the top, if youīre an athlet).
2, Try to pull of the tissues that are stuck to you, without removing bodyparts. If that happends, put the tissues back....
3, Walk. Move your legs one at the time, (or both at the same time, if you are an athlet). Legs are the long things with chocolate stains on, that are attached to your feeth. (Your legs can also be the once that still lies in your bed. If they do... you really impress me!!)
4, Open the refridgerator (with your hands, not your teeth). If you canīt find your fridge, you probably donīt have one (if you see footprints in the kitchen, it might belong to the refridgerator that has has moved away from home).
5, Take a knife and cut your
way through. Watch out for the grosseries that has more then two legs, it might attack.
6, CLOSE THAT HAIRY THING.....aaah, I mean THE DOOR!!! (puuh)
7, Follow the candymarks on the floor to get to the bed. Split the tomato (try to ignore the screaming) in two and put one piece on each eye.
8, Relax, and be proud. You have just turn the blue to RED!
Text by Jennie Sandahl