Mystery [Insert Pun/Injoke Here] Theatre 3081 Proudly Presents... Episode 10 b: Gohan goes to Hogwarts, part 2 By Lavender and Violet ===[?]=== It had been a pretty good morning. X didn't try to wake them up by sounding the fire alarm. X didn't pop up through the kitchen table when they were having breakfast. Said table and breakfast didn't get blown up. All in all, it was perfect. Except for one little thing. It WAS Fic Day. X, however, didn't show up. THAT was a GOOD thing. Some while later, since X STILL hadn't shown up, the three riffers had decided to do something else rather than just sit around and wait for the... whatever X was... to show up. A normal welding flame isn't nice to look at. It is downright DISTURBING to look at one that originates from someone's index finger. It is even more disturbing when said person doesn't wear protective goggles... but simply summons a patch of darkness to cover his face. Of course, this was what Silver had done. The door to the MR room had stopped moving shortly after he'd discovered it - but now it had moved again. Not much, but enough. He WAS going to find out what was causing this. Of course, he COULD use his virtually infinitely powerful magic to find out. That, however, would remove ALL the excitement from his otherwise dull days, and Silver didn't like being bored. He also didn't like the prospect of letting the others know that he could get them out of the satellite - or whatever it was; Silver had suspicions that it wasn't REALLY what they thought it was - simply by wanting to do so, and, in SPITE of this, had let them remain up there for months. Apart from the fact that he had to put up with the terminally annoying X, Silver felt quite content to spend some time in outer space, without having to worry about all the pesky wizards who wanted to challenge him and make names for themselves. Killing people was a messy business, and if you DIDN'T kill them, the damn idiots usually came back in a couple of years. Wizards are notoriously stubborn people. Silver knows this very well, because he is one. However, of course, he didn't get far enough to find out what was happening, because as soon as he put the welding flame to the door, X's voice resounded throughout the satellite: "FIC SIGN, MORONS!" Silver tossed a Fireball in X's general direction, and left. Jeanna had learned NOT to shower on Fic Days. Not before the Fic Sign, at any rate. It could easily lead to embarrassing situations, such as having to riff an entire fic dressed only in a towel. Jeanna was very happy that she had remembered this, because at the time the words, "FIC SIGN, MORONS!", reached her, she would have been about halfway finished. With a sigh, the three-quarter-elf headed for the theatre. "Game Saved. Continue? (Y/N)" Shane read. Grinning, she pressed the Y key, and prepared to kick butt. Then- The screen wend dark. "What the...?" Then the speakers blared out the words she had half expected. "FIC SIGN, MORONS!" Unlike she'd expected, it was VERY loud. Once she had picked herself up from the floor, glared evilly at the speakers, and straightened her robe, she headed for the theatre, intent on finishing the fic QUICKLY today, so she could get back to the fanmade DBZ RPG she had been playing. ===[WARNING! YOU ARE ENTERING MST ZONE!]=== [riffers file in, blah blah, usual seats, blah, grumble grumble, roll fic, don't you know the routine by now?] >Gohan Goes to Hogwarts: Part 2 Shane: WOO-HOO! Gohan! Gimme! Silver: HARRY POTTER MUST DIE! Jeanna: ...X, you realise you just gave me yet ANOTHER reason to kill you, don't you? X: Oh, mommy. Hold me, I SHAKE with fear. [Jeanna fumes] Category: Crossovers » Crossovers Silver: ...» Crossovers » Crossovers » Crossovers... Jeanna: STOP SPEAKING IN ASCII SIGNS! IT FREAKS ME OUT! Silver: It does? Why haven't you told me so? Jeanna: [leans her head in her hands] This is a bad dream... I WILL wake up! I WILL WAKE UP! [Silver pats her on the back] >Censor: Silver: EVIL. Jeanna: [looks up] ...huh? Silver: Censor = Evil. Jeanna: AAACK! YOU DID IT AGAIN! Silver: ...oops. ^_^ [sweatdrop] >PG Silver: Well, as long as it isn't P _J_... Girls: AAAAAAAACK!! Silver: [sigh] And the SCARY thing is, I do that without thinking. >Reviews: 5 Shane: Sixth review! ^.^ Silver: Not AGAIN... >Download/Print: 7KB X: Actually, it was more like 6.9387 KB. Jeanna: X, that's reason number TWO, only today... X: I'm SO scared. About to wet my pants, actually. Riffers: ... [fume] ... >Author: Lavander and Violet Silver: Meanwhile, the riffers' discontent blossoms... Girls: [sweatdrop] >Gohan goes to Hogwarts: Another DBZ/ Harry Potter Fic. >Part 2 Silver: ...Party? ^_^ Girls: ...? Silver: Part to Party! [receives blank stares] Oh, man... >Diagon Alley Silver: Octagon Theatre. See the LINKS section. ^_^ Jeanna: Shameless plug #1... Shane: Knowing him, it's number one out of... well, a LARGE number, at any rate. Silver: If you keep that up, I'll lower your grades. Shane: Eep! I'm quiet! I'm quiet! [Meanwhile, the Fourth Wall gives up its valiant struggle to remain upright, and collapses. Surprising, no?] >(well more like Gringots and Leaky Cauldron.) Silver: How come THEY get to talk about bars when I can't? Jeanna: Because we all know what kinda bar YOU visit. This is... sortof an English pub. Silver: [fuming] And THEY are all right, then? They serve just as much booze! Shane: ...em... FIC? I wanna finish my DBZ RPG! >By: Lavander Blues > >Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Harry Potter, even though I wish I >did. Silver: If you did own [growls] Harry Potter [stops growling] I'd have to... _dislike_ you. That could infer negatively on your health. Don't wish. [the girls sweatdrop] >Please don't sue me cause I need my money for my trip to Montreal. Shane: Now I'm jealous! I wanna go to Montreal too! [pouts] Silver: We could blackmail X into letting you go... X: I heard that! Silver: [smirks] And you are going to do WHAT about it? [X sweatdrops] >Gohan and Chi-Chi were walking in downtown London, Silver: [sings] When I was walking in London... Shane: ^.^ Jeanna: ... >.< >looking for Shane: ...trouble. Jeanna: ...wha? Shane: A Saiyian can't go ANYWHERE without getting in trouble. It's in the Rules, you see. ^.^ Jeanna: [facepalm] Oh, man... >a place where they could find a shop selling Gohan's school >supplies. Gohan suddenly saw a small pub. Silver: [Gohan] Hey mom! There's a pub! Let's go in and I can nick some bottles and get sloppy drunk while you distract them bartender by showing off your impressive cleavage! Jeanna: [thwaps Silver] That... was... a... BAD... mental... image! Silver: Ow! OW! Cut that out! It IS an impressive cleavage! Ow! Jeanna: [keeps thwapping Silver] IT IS STILL A BAD MENTAL IMAGE! >Gohan: Hey, mom, why don't we try asking if they know where we can >buy my school supplies. In here come on. >Chi-Chi: What place. There's no place here. Silver: [grinning insanely, deadpan] What place. There is no place. You killed my brother. Now you die. Jeanna: A-A-A-ARRRRRGH! [Jeanna smacks Silver with the Holy Frobnule] >Gohan, you're seeing things. Silver: [Chichi] What ARE you smoking? >Gohan: Not I'm not. Silver: [still Chichi] DRINKING, then... >There's a pub right there and I can't believe you can't see it. >It's as clear as day! >Chi-Chi: Fine, Gohan, whatever. Take me into this so-called pub. Silver: [Chichi] ...because now I think _I_ need a drink. >Gohan pulled his mom up to the door of Leaky Cauldron and opened >the door. Chi-Chi saw the people inside, but she still couldn't see >the outside. Silver: She's got X-ray vision! She sees people's insides, and not their outsides! Jeanna: GROSSNESS! Silver: Of course, the BEST way to use X-ray vision is to ignore clothes... so THAT you can see people's... outsides. [grins] Jeanna: [facepalm] WHY didn't I foresee that? Shane: Um... eh, Jeanna? Jeanna: What? Shane: Silver is... looking at you. Jeanna: Silver is ALWAYS looking... at... me... ACK! YOU WOULDN'T DARE! >Gohan took her hand and walked her though the door. Silver: Crash! ^_^ Jeanna: [facepalm] Argh...! Shane: Well, actually, he COULD do that. I mean, he IS a saiyian. Jeanna: You aren't helping! >He went up to the bar and sat down on a stool. The owner stood >behind the bar. Silver: OK, Mister, you're under arrest! Put'em where I can see them... ew! Not THOSE, you ecchi! Jeanna: [smacks Silver] "THE bar", dammit, SINGULAR, not plural! >Tom: Hello, there. How can I help you folks today? Silver: [Gohan] Double scotch on the rocks, hold the plot. Shane: I TOLD YOU NOT TO REMIND ME OF THAT... BAD... PERSON! >Chi-Chi *looking confused* Um, yes, hello, we were wondering if you >knew where we could get my sons school supplies? Silver: [bartender] You've come to the right place! Beer's only £1 per bottle! Shane: Um... er, we don't drink beer in school. Silver: ...you don't? O_o Shane: No, it's not popular anymore. We DO drink wine, though. Jeanna: [shakes her head] ...kids today... Shane: Hey! >It's his first year at Hogwarts and I'm just getting used to this >wizard thing. Silver: I'd be more than happy to show her a few... THINGS... that THIS wizard knows... ^_^ Girls: ...pervert... >Tom: Oh, first year at Hogwarts, eh lad. *gives Gohan a noogy* Silver: Isn't he a bit too young for that? Not to mention straight! Jeanna: [fuming] HE DID _NOT_ _SAY_ _NOOKIE_! Shane: Um... Sir Mage, you might wanna cut the hentai. I mean, G ratings and all... Silver: I'll stop being a hentai when X stops censoring what I say. That's ANNOYING, %#¤#!§£$@£%¤ it! X: [sweatdrop] ...FORGET it. >Well, all you have to do is go up to that back wall Shane: ...FOURTH wall? >CRASH!< Shane: Owwie... dammit... why do I always forget... that MENTIONING the... owwie... Fourth Wall... BREAKS the Fourth Wall? Silver: Not our fault. We're written that way. >CRASH!!< [pause] Silver: Ow. Jeanna: Let me guess: that's not our fault either? Shane: Ouch. I think I broke something. >over there and tap on it until it opens. Here, I'll help ya. > >He walked them p to the back wall and tapped on a spot with his >wand. Silver: In FRONT of everyone? Ew, grossness. >_< [the results of that comment are as violent as they are predictable] >The wall opened and revealed an alley before them. Here ya are >folks. >Tom: Just walk though here and go to the shops ya need. But first >you'll have ta change your muggle money into wizarding money and >Gringots. That's the bank run by Goblins right over there. Jeanna: GOBBOS? I wouldn't trust a gob with my money if my LIFE depended on it! Silver: It's different in [growls] Harry Potter's [normal] world. Here goblins are... TRUSTWORTHY. Shane: Blatant ignorance of racial traits #1. [Silver raises an eyebrow at her] I DID get full marks on that test, you know! >He pointed the rest of the places they need to go to after that and >left them to go about their business. Gohan and Chi-Chi walked over >to Gringots to get some of their yen changed to wizarding money. Silver: That is, they handed in yen and got... yen. Wizards do NOT use special money. Shane: Um, YEN, in ENGLAND? Silver: Pounds, then... what's the big difference? Shane: It IS a big difference! [Silver £s Shane into the ground with a teapot (don't ask ME how! I'm just The Author!)] >Chi-Chi looked around the alley confused, never know what might >happen next. Gohan looked around at the new sites, excited about >finally being away from Satan City and everything that happened >there. Jeanna: WHAT city? Didn't he live in a CABIN OUT IN THE FOREST? Silver: Hey, Torayama never claimed to be COHERENT. >Gohan: Wow, mom look!!! It's a flying broom!!! Can we get one?!?!?! Shane: What for? He can fly WITHOUT one! Silver: Not to mention how UTTERLY impractical a flying broom is. I mean, it's not as if it's comfortable or something (especially if you happen to be male)... or even very quick! Shane: A Firebolt is! Silver: Yes, , I know that, but a damn BROOM isn't. Shane: [toasted to a crisp] Understood... [falls over] >Chi-Chi: *looking over Gohan's list of school supplies* No, sorry >Gohan. It says first years aren't allowed to have brooms. Shane: I recognise that rule from SOMEWHERE... Silver: That's MOTORCYCLES, not brooms! You have to be 18 to drive one, and you are sixteen. You'll just have to wait like everybody else. Shane: [fume] Jeanna: Silver, do you REALLY think they care? Silver: No, but saying things like that makes me look good to the parents. ^_^ You know, there are MANY attractive single sorceresses who send their kids to my academy. Jeanna: [facepalm] Grr... I should have known...! Shane: Hey! Sir Mage! You didn't hit on MY mom, did you?? Silver: YOUR mom isn't SINGLE. Shane: [huffs] Like THAT would change anything! Silver: Are you saying I'm IMMORAL? Shane: [sweatdrop, mutters] I don't think my grades would get any better if I told you what I think. >Gohan: Awww..... >Chi-Chi: Maybe next year, though. Shane: How many of us can guess that Gohan is goign to start playing Quiddich? ^.^ Silver: I thought I told you that reading those books would rot your brains. [Shane gives Silver the patented You Old People Just Don't Get It, Do You? glare, honed to perfections by teenagers throughout the world] >Gohan: *brightens up* Okay! > >They stopped in front of the bank when two boys and a girl walked >out. One of the boys had bright red hair was tall and skinny and >had millions of freckles. Silver: Chichi knew this, because she used her X-Ray Vision to look at his... OUTSIDE, and count them. ^_^ Jeanna: ... [thwaps Silver] >The other had black hair, was kinda shot and had a lightening blot Silver: "Lightening Blot"? Shane: "Enlightening Bolt!" Silver: That's not ours. Watch the... [A safe falls on Shane] Silver: ...Author. [Fourth Wall falls on Silver] JL: ^_^ You can't POSSIBLY understand how much I enjoy seeing that happen. >type scar on his forehead. Silver: [muffled, from under the Fourth, um, Rubble] HARRY POTTER MUST DIE! >The girl had brown, bushy hair Shane: Why's everybody looking at ME for? NO! NO WAY! MY HAIR IS _NOT_ _BUSHY_, DAMMIT! >and had small teeth. *Lavander: Remember, Hermione got her teeth >filed down in the fourth book* All: AAAAH! AUTHOR ATTACK! AUTHOR ATTACK! EMERGENCY! JL: ...what did I ever do to them? [flashback: a safe falls on Silver] [sweatdrop] Um, OK... I guess they have a reason. Never mind. >They all looked about fourteen or fifteen and were all dressed in >normal, 'human' clothes which struck Gohan as odd. Shane: Duh! There's no reason we couldn't wear "human" clothes too! Silver: So why are you STILL wearing that robe? Shane: I didn't exactly have time to pack, you know! Why are YOU still wearing THAT robe? Silver: Well... ^_^ it has both Pockets and Sleeves of Holding, it grants a +10 bonus to all saves, it negates incoming Psionics, and... Shane: [sweatdrop] Forget I asked... >They noticed him starring Shane: STARring? Like this? ^.^ [smacks Silver] Silver: [makes shooing motions at the stars that just appeared around his head] Cut that out! Dammit! The next time I get stuck in a comedic manga world, I'm gonna HURT people! [The Fourth Wall fall on the riffers. Once they chase away the stars, the fic continues.] >and Introduced themselves. > >Boy 1: Oh, look. A new first year. Silver: ["Boy 1"] Let's dunk 'im in the john! Shane: Um, we don't do that anymore. It's passé. Silver: Damn spoilsport... >Hello there, I'm Harry. Silver: HARRY POTTER MUST DIE! [starts charging spell] [the girls sweatdrop] >These are my friends Ron and Hermione. Silver: His SP- [a 2-kilo mutant tomato falls on Silver] JL: That line is wearing a BIT thin. Silver: STMMF OMMTTA MMF MFTFF! JL: ^_^ Can't hear you... Silver: _STMMF OMMTTA MMF MFTFF!!_ JL: STILL can't hear you. ^_^ [Silver fumes. The tomato slowly withers away.] >What's your name? > >Gohan: Hi. I'm Gohan, pleased to meet you. Jeanna: ["Boy 1"] And I'm HUNGRY! Pleased to eat you! [the others sweatdrop] Shane: Pun... BAD... >.< >Ron: Where are you from? > >Gohan: Japan. > >Hermione: Japan? Than why aren't you going to the school in Japan >instead? Silver: What I said. >Gohan: There's a wizarding school in Japan? Silver: Of COURSE there is. >Hermione: Yes. There's a wizarding school in at least every country >around the world. Didn't you know that? Silver: It'd be hard for me NOT to. I FOUNDED half of them. [Shane bigsweats] >Gohan: No, not really. I'm kinda new at this stuff. Silver: [Gohan] How DO you turn the vibrations on? >SMACK!< Girls: [blushing] SILVER NO HEEEENTAAAAAII! Silver: [mangled, speaking to the reader] You know, they don't USUALLY react THAT strongly. I may be on to something. Girls: AAAAAACK! [The results: two people in the theater go medieval on the third. Care to guess who does what?] >Harry: Are you a muggle-born? Shane: He's a half-alien. I don't think they have a word for that. >Gohan: I guess you could say that. Shane: No, you can't! That doesn't count! Silver Beware the Wrath of the Fangirl. >My dad is from a different planet and he has special powers. I >inherited them from him, but my mom is a Muggle. All: [H.P. and friends] WHAT are you smoking? >Ron: You're dad is from a different planet. Wow! I told Percy there >is more than one planet with life in this universe. >Harry: What planet is your dad from? Venus? Mars? Jupiter? Silver: Uranus? >WHAM!< Itai... Jeanna: HMPH! Baka! Shane: Anoo... you can't live on Jupiter, you know. It's GAS. Not to mention BIG. Squish flat. Didn't they have STARGAZING CLASSES? Silver: You DON'T have them, nut you know that anyway. There's nothing saying that they couldn't HAVE them and NOT know about it, is there? Shane: ...SOMETHING in that strikes me as flawed... >Gohan: No, he's from a planet called Vegita, the planet where saya- >jins live. Jeanna: Shouldn't they be VEGETA-JIN, then? Shane: Um, no... Jeanna: But if- Silver: Eh... Jeanna, never, EVER, challenge a Fangirl on a topic like that. Trust me, it's for the best. >Hermione: Oh, yes. When I was in Japan, I met a snotty guy who said >he was the prince of all saya-jins and no one should address him >like I did. Silver: [rings a large bell] OOC! OOC! Shane: What? That's EXACTLY how Vegeta would act! Silver: ...THAT, yes. But how many people are still ALIVE after an encounter like that? Shane: [sweatdrop] Er... you DO have a point... >Gohan: Yup. That's Vegita. Jeanna: Eh... the planet or the guy? ...I'm confused. Silver: You and the rest of the world. Shane: [fuming] What? It's easy, dammit! Don't you dare diss the greatness of Akira Torayama's genius! >Hermione: He was quite rude too. I mean, whatever do you expect >from these people. The least he could've done was have a little >respect for someone who accidentally ran into him. Silver: ..."respect"? For someone who runs into you? Whatever for? Shane: ...hmm... I'm beginning to see a similarity... and I'm not talking about the hair. Silver: [fumes] >Gohan: Don't worry about him, he can be annoying all the time. >The four of them were talking for about twenty minutes. While they >were talking, Chi-Chi had walked into Gringots to get some of their >money changed. She came back out with gold money the sizes of >hubcaps. She had about 50 of them in her hands. Jeanna: Question - if Chichi is HUMAN, how can she carry even ONE gold coin the size of A HUBCAP? Silver: QUESTION - how come gold isn't WORTHLESS by now if there's that much of it? Even wizards don't behave like THAT... Shane: That's debatable. Silver: Wanna get Firebolted again...? >Chi-Chi: Gohan, can you give me a hand with these hubcaps, please. >They're heavy. Silver: Nono. That's "THEY'RE HUGE"! Jeanna: I just KNOW that was hentai. [thwaps Silver] >Gohan walked over to him mom and took about 40 of them. > >Gohan: They are not that heavy mom. Silver: [Gohan] They're ANOTHER heavy mom. Girls: [sweatdrop] ...lame... >Chi-Chi: Yes, they are Gohan. Shane: [Gohan] What? No, they're NOT Gohan! _I'M_ Gohan! Silver: Shane, as you are so fond of saying: "...lame...". >*looks at Harry potter and friends* Do you know where we can get >something to hold all these hubcaps. Jeanna: Captain, we're picking up something VERY dense ahead! Silver: "A head", was it? It wouldn't happen to be Chichi's? Jeanna: How'd you know? Shane: [fuming] All right, you can STOP that now. Silver: Shane, I’m not saying anything against Torayama, but you HAVE to admit, some of his characters aren't EXACTLY geniuses. Shane: Um, well... >Harry: They aren't exactly hubcaps. They're Galleons. > >Chi-Chi: Oh, sorry. Is there any type of money that is not so >heavy. Silver: Try ANY money that ISN'T MADE FROM GOLD, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THE HEAVIEST METALS ON EARTH. Simple, isn't it? [The girls sweatdrop] Silver: Damn BILLS, even! >Ron: Yeah, there's Knuts, Sickles and Galleons, what your holding. Silver: Nono. THIS [conjures a sickle] is a sickle. [grins insanely, and chases Jeanna around the theatre, sickle in hand] Shane: [sweatdrop] Man, is she gonna be pissed when he settles down... >Gohan: These are pretty big. Let's go get some smaller stuff and >something to hold them in. Silver: That's a good way to think - if it wasn't for the fact that if you sell GOLD, you get a lot of something ELSE. Which would take up even MORE space, and if you exchanged _50 coins the size of hubcaps_, you'd need a damn HOUSE to hold the change. Dumbass author... Shane: Hey! No flaming Authors! Silver: I was not talking about THAT Author. I mean Harry's. Shane: ... [sweatdrop] It's still flaming... Silver: No, THIS, , is a flame. Girls: Ohshitnotagain... >KA-BOOM!< Silver: See the difference? ^_^ [he notices the slightly toasted girls looming over him with 4x8s in their hands] Meep... [sweatdrop] >Chi-Chi: Okay. Come on. Say goodbye to your frineds. > >Gohan: Bye. Nice meeting ya!! > >Harry, Ron and Hermione: Bye!! > >Chi-Chi and Gohan walked into Hogwarts and walked up to the front >desk. All: NANI?? Shane: Did they get on the train while we were beating up Silver or something?? Silver: [from the floor] I think that was just a mistake... Jeanna: We're not finished with you yet! Silver: [fuming] Oh, but you ARE. Girls: [sweatdrop] OK... >There was a troll at the front desk working on something, when he >looked up to see them. Silver: As opposed to looking THROUGH them, which, if he had used the X-ray vision, he WOULD have done. ^_^ Girls: ... >Chi-Chi: Hello, again. You wouldn't happen to know where we can get >something to hold all our Galleons and get some of them exchanged >for some Knuts and Sickles? > >Troll: One second. Jeanna: That's no proper troll! If it was, he'd say "Grunt, gobble, slobber... grunt!" Silver: You know, that sounded EXTREMELY dirty... Jeanna: GET A LIFE! [smacks Silver with a Combat Spatula(TM)] Author's Note: Remember, Jeanna comes from an AD&D world, where trolls DO behave like that... Silver: Not YOU again! Author's Note: Sorry... I'll just... runlikehellgoodbye! Riffers: ... ... ... [sweatdrop] >He left the desk and came back with a leather bag to put the money >in. > >Troll: Here you are. Now the money. > >Chi-Chi gave the troll about 25 of the Galleons. The troll gave >Chi-Chi 137 Silver Sickles and 414 Knuts. *A/N: I think that's >right. 3 Knuts for 1 Sickle and 11 Sickles for 1 Galleons, I think. >I don't have the first book, so I don't know if I'm right...* All: [running around and waving their arms in the air] AUTHOR ATTACK! AUTHOR ATTACK! HELP! EMERGENCY! AUTHOR ATTACK!! JL: [sweatdrop] When are they gonna stop that ridiculous thing...? >Chi-Chi: Thank you. *puts money in bag and gives it to Gohan* >They left and went around looking at a few of the other stores >before Chi-Chi pulled out Gohans list of school supplies and >started read it outloud. Shane: Not TOO loud, though, or she'd get arrested for disturbing the peace. ^.^ >Chi-Chi: >Standard Book of Spells, Shane: Hey - I have that one! ^.^ >Grade 1. Silver: Whatdyaknow - you DO have it! ^_^ Shane: [fuming] Har har HAR. VERY funny, Sir Mage. >By: Miranda Goshawk. Silver: Bah! THAT is a third-rate sorcerer if ever I saw one! [glares at the girls] And I've seen a LOT of those. Girls: Aww... spoilsport. >Magical Drafts and potions Silver: [snorts] POTIONS. Potions are for LOSERS. Jeanna: HEY! Silver: Come on. If you WIN, you don't NEED potions. Jeanna: [pauses for a second with 2x4 in mid-air] Well... [Silver ducks] >SMACK!< Shane: Ow! Owowow! Why did you hit ME? Jeanna: [sweatdrop] Sorry... I was AIMING for the wizard. Shane: Oh. ^.^ That's okay, then. Silver: Hey! >by: Aresnic Jigger Silver: Arse-nick? ^_^ Hey! That arse nicked a jigger! Girls: [facepalm] ARGH... >She went on about the rest of the books he needed to get. Shane: Standard Book of Spells, Standard Book of Curses, Standard Appendix of Shamanism... sounds like the list _I_ got when I started school. Silver: ... >They started to walk off to get the books. > >Gohan: That's a lot of books. Shane: Don't I know it... Silver: You had FIVE books in school! FIVE! Jeanna: That doesn't seem too much... even I had more, and I wasn't even IN school! Shane: Did you have anything that measured, like, 80 x 60 x 50 CENTIMETRES?? Silver: [sweatdrop] Well, you DID have access to transports... Shane: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! >Chi-Chi: I know. Let's go get them.... >*A/N: Well, that's part two folks. I won't be able to post the >third part until about Friday, so don't get your hopes up about it >being out really soon. Hope you like part two. Please R/R. Thanks.* Shane: Thank YOU! This is just SOOO cool! I just LOOOVE DBZ and... [She loks at Silver. He does NOT look happy.] ...sortof... don't... like Harry... you know... just a LITTLE bit... [sweatdrop] er... Sir Mage, Sir? ===[X's Place]=== "ButtonbuttonBUTTONbuttonbuttonBUTTONBUTTONBUTTONbuttonBUTTON! Mwahahaha! Buttonbuttonbutton! HehehehEEEEhehee! Buttonbutton!" >CLICK!< \ | / \ | / \|/ ----0---- ZAP! /|\ / | \ / | \ ===[No, I'm NOT telling you my location!]=== "Now WHY the hell did I get him to say THAT?" ... ... ... "...I think I've been playing too much Star Ocean 2." ... ... "Bah, whatever." >CLICK!< THE REAL END! Didn't you see that? It said THE REAL END! That means there's nothing left to read here. ... ... ... You aren't buying that, are you? Damn.