These MSTings are all rated- er, no, on second thought, I don't give squat about ratings. However, I will tell you that most of them contain quite a bit of "sexual innuendo", as people seem to like to call it; almost all of them contain violence, and some of them have a bit of swearing. This is your warning, people, so pay heed to it.
      What else can I say? Here is Mystery [Insert Pun/Injoke Here] Theatre 3081!

Remember, though: none of these MSTs is meant to be insulting towards the author, and this is simply for fun. ^_- (If you really want to know, the legal stuff's at the bottom of the page. No reason to put it here, is there? I mean, no one reads it anyway...)

Profiles
This is a bit redundant, as the riffers are all introduced in Episode 1, but in case you want to know a bit more about them, go ahead and read it...

Episode 1: "The end of the Profound Darkness - Forever"
The riffers gather. We get to know all the involved characters - via a long intro; be prepared! - and start out with a Phantasy Star IV fanfic that is... eh, well, can you say "Mary Sue"? [I should take this one down on charges of sucking horribly; however, that would totally screw up the continuiy (the what?), so I guess it stays. Just remember: it's the worst.]
Fic set in: Phantasy Star IV world (duh...).

Episode 2: "FFVII meets Street Fighter"
A videogame/talkshow parody-ish thing that isn't all that bad - just pointless.
Fic set in: Talkshow/FF VII/Street Fighter (world? Heck knows...)

Episode 3: "Why Videogames Should Be Severely Censored And Devoid Of Character Development"
One of the most well-known, most hated texts ever to be written - Stephen Gohan's little rant about the "sinful" RPGs and the calamities they bring... has been MSTed before, but hey, it was just too much to resist.
Fic set in: Setting? It's SPAM, dammit!! (Well, actually, it's a rant, but that's basically the same thing.)

Episode 3½: More Gohan
Another rant by Stephen Food.
Fic set in: As usual, Gohan counts as SPAM.

(Special episode 1: "The Return of Sephiroth")
My first joint MST. Silver and Jeanna temporarily join the ranks of the RPGVMST crew to riff the heck out of yet another Zorfic. Chronologically, it takes place before Ep. 4 in my own series, but it was written somewhat later (and who cares about chronology anyway?).
Fic set in: The FF7 world.

Episode 4: "Square Characters' Discussion Panel"
Another talkshow/FF7 parody, and again, not as much bad as pointless.
Fic set in: Talkshow/FF7-with-a-touch-of-Xenogears world...

Episode 5: "Return of Darkness"
More Phantasy Star, this time with a mildly SI-ish character. Nothing too bad about this one either, except one little thing that is worth the entire MST...
Fic set in: PSIV world.

Episode 6a: "RPG Deathmatch"
...this is corny. You have probably heard of "Celebrity Deathmatch". This is it, with RPG characters. Strange, indeed...
Fic set in: Crossover world (FF VI and VII, BoF series, etc.).

Episode 6b: "RPG Deathmatch" continued
Duh, it's the rest of "RPG Deathmatch". What else do you want me to say?
Fic set in: Same as 6a.

Episode 7: "Nanaki and the Fallen Angel"
...er. This is the largest fic I've ever taken on! O_o Thirty-some chapters... Not really bad, but some things are quite open for riffing, so what the heck... :P A warning though: Ep. 7b (chapter 2) is probably my worst MST yet (apart from ep. 1...). O_o. The rest are hopefully OK, though... and Chapter 3 is a Special Edition with completely different MSTers. Like anyone cared. Note that I did chapter 1 before the prologue, because the guy who sent me the fic forgot to include it... thus, the prologue happens after Chapter One, which may result in certain things seeming a bit strange. But since when is that headline material?
Chapter 1
Prologue
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4 - IN PROGRESS!
Fic set in: Duh, FF7's world...

Episode 8: PokéSpam
Writing things like this = asking to be MSTed! Religious fanatics attack Pokémon. I attack the religious fanatics. Well, their rants, at any rate. Actually, these "rants" are really fakes, that is, jokes... or something like it, at any rate. But what the heck... just pretend it's for real. ;)
Part 1
Part 2
Fic set in: SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! And some SPAM.

(Special episode 2: "Yet Another Evil")
My second joint MST, again with TSG. This time, Stelas, Eleni, and a very unexpected guest are teleported up to the Satellite of [?] by a desperate wizard who happens to be a co-riffer or two short of a full set. Like the last time, the victim is a Zorfic... need I say more?
Fic set in: The FF6 and FF7 worlds. And then some.

Episode 9: "16 people, 1000 years - The continuation of Final Fantasy 3"
During their escape from Kefka's tower, the heroes crash land into the ocean near the north pole. 1000 years later, their frozen bodies are thawed, and... No, it's not just you; I think it sounds bad too.
Fic set in: FF6/modern Earth world (O_o).

Episode 10: "Gohan goes to Hogwarts"
Celebrating the tenth episode of Mystery [Insert Pun/Injoke Here] Theatre 3081, here's a fic that is actually quite fun even before being MSTed! But seeing as it is a Harry Potter / Dragonball crossover, and given the characters' attitudes towards these two series... I couldn't resist.
Part 1
Part 2
Fic set in: Didn't I just tell you that? Harry Potter's world, with a few Dragonball characters in it.

This may require some explanation. At some point, one of the lunatics in the official RPGFFML IRC chatroom suggested doing a full-scale collaboration MSTing. At the moment, we are six people working on it - Etherial, Eusis, myself, Shastao, Sotek and TSG. (The links lead to either our ff.net profiles, websites, or email addresses, in that order of preference.) The first fic is being flamed riffed right now, and if only certain people get their butts in gear, we may see some interesting stuff here. At the moment, however, this is all there is to it:

Crackinduced Reality Gaiden 1: "Ancient Rhythms"
A sidestory of sorts (that's why it's called "gaiden") to CR. This one is written by me and Sotek, using our characters alone, and has little to do with CR itself. The fic being roasted is an FFVII alternate universe / selfinsertion piece. It's fun.
Fic set in: The FF7 world.