WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY                                                                            
                                                                                                
                                                                                                
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We're a happy family                                                                            
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We're a happy family                                                                           O
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We're a happy family                                                                           P
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Me mom and daddy.    (2x)                                                                      E
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Sitting here in Queens                                                                         E
Eating refried beans                                                                            
We're in all the magazines                                                                     R
Gulpin' down thorazines.                                                                       A
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We ain't got no friends                                                                        O
Our troubles never end                                                                         N
No Christmas cards to send                                                                     E
Daddy likes men.                                                                               S
                                                                                                
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Daddy's telling lies                                                                           I
Baby's eating flies                                                                            T
Mommy's on pills                                                                               A
Baby's got the chills.                                                                         R
                                                                                                
I'm friends with the President                                                                 T
I'm friends with the Pope                                                                      A
We're all making a fortune                                                                     B
Selling Daddy's dope.                                                                           
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Sitting here in Queens...                                                                      O
We ain't got no friends...                                                                     M
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We're a happy family...  (repeat & fade out)                                                   A
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