THE RETURN OF JACKIE AND JUDY                                                                   
                                                                                                
                                                                                                
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Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt                                                               O
They went down to the Mudd Club                                                                M
And they both got drunk                                                                        P
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Oh-yeah                                                                                        E
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Jackie is a bookie, Judy's taking loans                                                         
They both came up to New York                                                                  R
Just to see the Ramones                                                                        A
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   And oh, I don't know why she wrote that letter                                              U
   Oh no, oh no                                                                                I
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   Oh I don't know why                                                                         A
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   We won't forget her, oh no                                                                  A
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Jackie's playing hooky Judy's playing pool                                                     P
They both got caught for cutting                                                               I
Got to go to summer school                                                                     L
Oh-yeah                                                                                        A
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Jackie's scalping tickets Judy's getting harassed                                              I
They both got kicked outside                                                                   O
Didn't have a backstage pass                                                                   N
Oh-yeah                                                                                        
                                                                                               
   And oh, I don't...                                                                          
                                                                                               
                                                                                               
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      Dont't know what's on her mind                                                           
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      I don't know, no, I don't know                                                           
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      But I can't stand to see her cryin'                                                      
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      She's still cryin', she ain't tryin'                                                     
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      She's going to get left behind                                                           
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      Nobody wants you, nobody wants you                                                       
                                                                                               
                                                                                               
Jackie is a punk...                                                                            
                                                                                               
Jackie's playing...                                                                            
                                                                                               
   And oh, I don't...                                                                          
                                                                                               
   Oh I don't know why                                                                         
   Oh I don't know why                                                                         
   Oh I don't know why                                                                         
   Oh I don't know why                                                                         
   Oh I don't know why                                                                         
                                                                                               
                                                                                               
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