HAVE A NICE DAY                                                                                 
                                                                                                
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I heard it from the gangster I heard it from the priest                                        E
I heard it from my best friend way down in the middle east                                      
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   Have a nice day that's all I hear everyday                                                  M
   Have a nice day, I don't believe a word you say                                             P
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I heard it from the landlord when he kicked me out                                             E
I heard it from the spirits as they possessed my house                                         T
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      When they look me in the eye I turn the other way                                        S
      It's just a trained reaction something they gotta say                                     
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I heard it in New Zealand I heard it at the club                                               U
I heard it from my doctor before he pulled the plug                                            I
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   Have a nice...                                                                              A
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