This cheesey page is dedicated to the strange Swedish people I know. It goes without saying that all the people mentioned here have eaten their fair share of meatballs. I'd like to thank them all for providing me with endless hours of amusement.

Crazy.

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Thomas Brolin, 1968+

Bloated, fat Thomas Brolin can be seen hanging around all the bars in central Stockholm. He is proof that humans were not descended from apes as once thought, but from pigs.

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Helene Lindqvist, 1979+

Crazy Helene loves building a business empire selling biscuits & drink powder for Nature's Own. She now has no friends apart from her business colleagues who get together twice a week for conventions where they worship their second-rate products.

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The two Johans are very fond of each other.

Johan Lindqvist (Linqen), 1978+

Johan likes to tell people he is like Chandler from friends, but that is the funniest thing he has to say. His English impression doesn't win any awards either and fails to impress girls.

Johan Wiking Gripenbrand (Gripper), 1989+

Johan doesn't like people telling him he is like Gunther from friends. He supports Djurgården (which means "The Farm" in English). He is very proud of the fact that if you translate his name in English it means "John Viking Firefist" as his great-great-grandmother was a viking who burnt her fist while making a tray of hot Swedish buns. His nickname in Swedish is Gripen, which means "arrested". This was true when he spent 36 hours in a Belgian prison during EURO 2000 for hanging out with English supporters.

Update 16/10/01 Gripen has now got his first ever girlfriend pregnant and she loves him very much and even says "Kisses" on the telephone.
Linq is still an accountant, although he gives very interesting advice about pensions whenever you go out for a beer with him.

Maria Hjerpe, 1979+

Maria is my oldest friend in Sweden. I met her through OKEJ magazine when I choose her out of hundreds of Swedish girls to be my special friend. She has an excellent (Swedish) website at: Maria's Web, where you can read her diary of what she eats of breakfast and whether she has brushed her teeth or not.

Can you tell which is Maria and which is her mum?

Mattias Kyln*r, 1969+

Mattias's sirname means "Cold bottom" in English. He is very interesting and will tell you an different story about the latest Volvo model everytime you meet him. Mattias & I often go in fancy dress to gay orgies. See some pictures of us here.

M*gnus Anger, 1968+

Yet another Swede with a funny name, Boss model Magnus spends his time crooning Barry Manilow songs & posing outside schools, to pick up young girls.

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Rickard Karlsson, 1976+

6'7'' Rickard is crazy about exercising. He is also a pretty good wheeler and dealer and last week swapped his mother's coffin for a plastic bag, and sold it for a pretty good price. I have him to thank for putting me up on my many trips to Stockholm, and introducing me to crayfishing.

Rickard Magnusson (M), 1973+

The Swedish Cockney. Rickard spends his days tidying his bachelor pad in the hope of one day getting laid. He started work at SAS in order to meet lots of pretty air-hostesses.
Update: He has finally found a girlfriend! Well done!
Update 2: It only lasted one week so he is now available as usual.

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Swedish Girls 1985+

They are all my friends for being such cheap and easy lays. All of them.