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ABBA

ABBA are arguably the best band ever, selling more records worldwide than the Beatles. They sang nice tunes, especially Agnetha Fältskog who is the most gorgeous woman ever. Of course I fell in love with her when I was 17 and have collected items and newspaper cuttings related to her ever since. This started my interest in Sweden Here are my favourite ABBA songs:

Winner Takes It All
The Day Before You Came
Under Attack
Happy New Year
One of Us

Alcohol

I am an alcoholic. Alcohol is very expensive in Sweden. That's why I am poor.

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David Niven, 1909-1983

David! Don't be dead! Click on him to read about why he is the best.

Durham

Durham is the place I lived most of my life. It is a cosy little town full of drunken boys and girls who fight each other.

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Girls

Aren't girls great? I love pretty girls. Find out more about them here: Love.
You can do lots of fun things with them that it isn't fun to do with boys. My favourite famous girls are:

Agnetha Fältskog
Jenny Agutter (in An American Werewolf in London)
Emma Noble (engaged to John Major's son)
Libby from Neighbours in the early nineties when she had blonde hair before she let it go back to natural

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Maidenhead

I lived in Maidenhead in October-January 1998. It is a fantastic place with hundreds of fantastic people (tarts).

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Orup

Orup is a Swedish Singer. I have seen him live and I thought it was the best live show ever because I took lots of vodka in a hipflask. It's not cool to like him in Sweden, but that's mainly because he looks like a gay drug addict.

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Sweden

I live in Sweden now.

Stockholm

I live in Stockholm now. The standard of living has fallen drastically since Sweden joined the EU and professional salaries are only half of that in England. However it is very peaceful. The city of Stockholm consists of 4 main islands. One of these islands is called Sundbyberg, and it is the part of Stockholm where I live.

Sundbyberg