Adam's Place in the Web for Aliens & The supernatural

I am an investigator into aliens & the supernatural. A subject that obsesses small boys and slightly sad people. I am officially qualified by the US government to do research into extra-terrestrial life forms, mind-melding and unusual-shaped plants. I have a PhD in Pharmabiocellifeneurocology.

Poltergeists can be explained like this: People are electomagnetic beings, some are more electrical than others, for example some people (obviously not many) can light light bulbs by touching them. There are many electrical devices in the average household. A powerful combination of these can create electromagnetic fields strong enough to move everyday objects. I've seen this demonstrated with normally charged people but very powerful electromagnetic fields. It's strange but true!

Aliens are a bit more debatable given the number of unexplained close encounters with them. Alien encounters are usually very similar - the description of their appearance, their ships and encounters on ships where people are experimented on. But people only seem to remember the encounters on ships during or after hypnosis, even though they can remember details of the outside of the ships. A guy who claims to have worked in alien ships on top secret US government projects is Bob Lazaar. (Do a web search.) According to him the ships work by using gravitational waves to repel and attract through space, the energy source of which is an anti-matter device made from element number 115. But he can't give any really hard evidence, and lie detector tests proved inconclusive.

Do aliens exist? If you meet all of my friends you'll be tempted to believe in them. But statistically many alien life forms do exist, though not in easy reach of Earth. I, Adam Davies set up the Society for Extra-Terroristrial Research in Sweden (SEXTERRORS) in 1995 and have personally investigated many alien sightings and objects. Three years ago I found an unusual plastic object in a neighbours garden. It was shaped in the shape of a small conical-shaped sock, and contained a small amount of sticky, white liquid. I submitted it to US governmental scientists for research and they confirmed that it was of a molecular origin, although they refused to tell me exactly what it was. This denial confirms in my mind that it was of alien origin, and that it is being investigated by the most secret of US governmental agencies.